that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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