why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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