so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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