She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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