then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
