The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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