do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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