Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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