Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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