I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He did a backflip because drugs
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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