I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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