it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
nut hugger
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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