Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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