wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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