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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So. Much. Porn.
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