is your mom at the bar?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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