Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
