Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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