i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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