Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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