Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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