Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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