i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
MIDGETS
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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