I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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