if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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