I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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