Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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