Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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