I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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