Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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