I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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