Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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