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(209): View more from California

Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.

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(847): View more from Illinois

It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.

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with a sacreligious after taste.

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(847): View more from Illinois

The panties match.

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I'll be right there.

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(407): View more from Florida

I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.

(646): View more from New York

LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES

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(361): View more from Texas

I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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