Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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