Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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