No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
