brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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