I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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