THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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