that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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