Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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