I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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