Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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