Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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