names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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