"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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