What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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