dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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