living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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