When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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