i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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