People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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