If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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