we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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